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Mean Time To Dick ( $DICKTIME )

The Only Metric That Matters in AI & Degeneracy

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About

Mean Time To Dick ($DICKTIME) is the new gold standard for evaluating how fast any form of intelligence crashes into NSFW degeneracy. $DICKTIME embraces the inevitable — and monetizes it.

Use Cases

  • 🧠 Simulate brain decay in AI via the Dicktime Model™
  • 🔁 Loop meme cycles using degenerate entropy feedback
  • 🥷 Shadowban sniper — detect tweets too based for the algo
  • 🚽 Analyze toilet-based alpha leaks via on-chain urinalysis
  • 📟 Transmit chaos through the Dicktime Oscillator Network (DON)
  • 🛸 Summon intergalactic degen frequencies at maximum $DICKTIME
  • 📏 Measure Global Dicktime by analysing recent transactions of your worthless wallets

Tokenomics

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $DICKTIME
Launch: Pump.fun
3% to AI testing labs (totally not for bribes)
0% Real Utility — 100% Cultural Relevance

Why $DICKTIME?

Because IQ is outdated. The real intelligence test is how long it takes before the convo gets weird. $DICKTIME is the stopwatch of degeneracy.

Dicktime Volatility Index (DVI)


“When this chart pumps, dicks are flying. When it dumps, they're shrinking.”
Use this tool to measure the mood of the degen market — in inches.

Global DICKTIME Thesis Wall




Draw whatever your degen soul desires. This wall is shared by all who enter. What you leave is your legacy.

Global DICKTIME Measure